Earlier this week, Bleacher Report
put out a story of “dream” match ups between Bellator and the UFC .
Let me say two things. First of all, it was not a really deep story at all.
Two, can you really have a dream match up at all with a company (Bellator) where
Joey Beltran is challenging for the company’s Light Heavyweight title and there
will soon be a show headlined by a Tito Ortiz/Stephan Bonnar fight?
And the biggest “dream” with
Bellator fighters is seeing Eddie Alvarez against UFC
lightweights and that is already coming to fruition.
But it did enough to prompt me to
think, if I could make any fights with Bellator guys against UFC
guys, what would they be? They many not be super fights or dream fights, but
fights I would like to see none-the-less. And I will point out, with the
exception of one; you will not see UFC
champions on this fake card despite almost every Bellator champion being listed.
Why? Because Bellator champions can’t hang with UFC
Champions. Period.
THE UNDERCARD
Middleweight
Thales Leites versus Kendall Grove
I will admit, this one is a little
personal due to my fandom of Kendall Grove and firm belief that he should have
another shot in the UFC . Since he left the UFC ,
he’s been up and down just like he was in the UFC ,
but has also beaten a few guys currently under UFC
contract (i.e. Derek Brunson and Joe Riggs). Leites is a rising fighter again
in the UFC and as I see Grove as an 11-15
ranked UFC fighter if he was there (probably
never better and never worse), it would be a good match up for them both.
Winner: Kendall Grove by Unanimous
Decision
Welterweight
Kelvin Gastelum versus Na Shon
Burrell
Burrell is coming off a nasty loss,
but this is a match up that would be interesting for him. Gastelum is the
Burrell opposite. He is the clean cut, quiet predator and Burrell is the loud,
anti-authority type. But they would wage an epic war no matter where the fight
took place.
Winner: Kelvin Gastelum by 2nd
Round Submission
Featherweight
Conor McGregor versus Bubba Jenkins
What we have yet to see is how a
wrestler could slow down the unorthodox style of McGregor. If anyone could
throw a wrench into McGregor’s hype train, it is a talent like Jenkins. This
could possibly be the fight of the night if this card was real. Striker versus
wrestler, yes. But they can both do each thing well too.
Winner: Conor McGregor by Split
Decision
Featherweight
Cub Swanson versus Daniel Strauss
Bleacher Report matched Swanson up
with Curran for brawl purposes, but I think that Strauss brought out the best
in Curran when it comes to going wild. This is an all out slugfest…while it
lasts…which won’t be long.
Winner: Daniel Strauss by 1st
Round TKO
Heavyweight
Alistair Overeem versus Bobby
Lashley
Look, I get trying to build Lashley
up when it comes to promotional purposes. But really, the guy isn’t that good.
Throw him in there with another hulking heavyweight and see where he falls. My
guess is, if it is anyone any good on the other side, he falls right in the
center of the cage very early. Lashley’s best bet would come against a clearly
aging and diminishing Overeem. But still, Alistair has a highly sophisticated
skill set compared to the pro wrestler and would finish him brutally, even if
Lashley’s wrestling prowess can help him survive the opening frame.
Winner: Alistair Overeem by 2nd
Round KO
Featherweight
Frankie Edgar versus Patricio
Pitbull
Bellator’s top division is clearly
with the featherweights. Sadly for them I don’t think that their champion is
the best in the division. I don’t want power on power here, I want mad
scrambles. Edgar and Patricio are both highly skilled at getting out of the
way. Edgar is so quick on his feet and light and hard to catch up to. He also
has lightning fast take downs, but Patricio is so fast, could Edgar catch him?
Winner: Frankie Edgar by Split
Decision (but, we all know his luck with these, don’t we?)
THE MAIN
CARD
Featherweight
Pure wrestler versus striker here.
Curran is as dangerous as any featherweight that Bellator has but Mendes has
only gotten better with time. This would be an intense scramble of a fight.
Winner: Chad
Mendes by Unanimous Decision
Lightweight
Khabib Nurmagomedov versus Michael
Chandler
Winner: Michael Chandler by 3rd
round TKO
Welterweight
Hector Lombard
versus Paul Daley
Daley is another guy who deserves
another UFC shot (sorry Dana). Yeah, he made
a bad decision, but you brought Tito Ortiz, Thiago Silva, etc., etc. Daley
would be a heavy hitter throw right into the fire that is the welterweight
division. And this showdown would be a slugfest the likes of Daley-Diaz.
Winner: Paul Daley by 2nd
Round TKO
Light Heavyweight
Rashad Evans versus Emanual Newton
This is virtually the same guy
fighting himself. A few years back, this is a no-brainer for Evans. He was the
better wrestler and the better heavy handed striker, but he has fallen off to
the point of almost being Newton ’s
equal. Then again, Newton may think
that wins over King Mo
are worth more than they really are and not realize that Evans isn’t just
another by the book overhyped Bellator guy.
Winner: Evans by Unanimous Decision
Welterweight
Carlos Condit versus Douglas Lima
The one fight I agree with Bellator
on. Lima is a hard nose striker, I
would love to see him face Nick or Nate Diaz as well. But with the flux in
their weight classes and careers, Condit is the next best thing. The two would
wage war and throw enough crazy stuff at each other that it would keep the two
of them and all of us guessing along the way. The problem, as Bleacher Report
pointed out, is that Lima just isn’t long enough (though I will point out that
he has had no problem with long reach from someone like Ben Saunders, which is
6.5 inches longer than Lima).
Winner: Carlos Condit by 2nd
Round KO
THE MAIN
EVENT
Bantamweight
TJ Dillashaw versus Joe Warren
That is right, a UFC
champion. Why? Because this is the only match up where a Bellator guy has any
relevant skill set that could counter the UFC
champion in that weight class. Warren
is a world class grappler and his wrestling is miles ahead of Dillashaw’s no
matter how good Dillashaw’s wrestling is. But what Dillashaw has shown lately,
especially against Mike Easton, Renan Barao and Joe Soto, he doesn’t need to
lean on his wrestling skills. Warren
would take Dillashaw down early and often. But TJ weathers storms and then
knocks out the storm maker. It is what he does.
Winner: TJ Dillashaw by 5th
round TKO